"What I’m trying to say is that, in a free society, some people make better choices than others, and we reward those people with the homes of their vanquished enemies. Some people, for example, choose to be teachers, and spend their lives teaching other people’s kids things that they can Google for free. Naturally, we pay them very little money — so little that they’re practically homeless already. Frankly, I’m surprised that anyone even notices when I evict someone making under $150,000 a year. Honestly, how can you tell?"
Excellent investigative reporting by Uptown Almanac that almost makes me miss my past life working in local news. *Almost.*